Just Fucking Stop Shitting in the Issue Tracker

You hit a bug. Fine. Bugs are annoying as fuck.

You opened the issue tracker. Good. Right place.

Then the form is right there — Steps to Reproduce, Diagnostic Logs, Screenshots — you copy-paste the same "this is fucking garbage" into every field, tick every box you never actually did, hit Submit, and think you just delivered justice for your mom.

You had one fucking job: describe what happened. You couldn't even do that.

The Lie You Tell Yourself

"The angrier I am, the more they'll know it's serious."

Your mom buy that bullshit at wholesale? Anger carries zero information. A developer can't set a breakpoint in your tantrum. You typed two hundred words and not a single one says what you clicked, what you expected, or what actually happened. Strip your mom and the insults out — what's left? Air. That's not an emotional bug report. That's just your mom's emotional diarrhea.

"The bugs are so stupid they don't need describing."

A truly stupid bug takes thirty seconds to describe. You couldn't spare thirty seconds. So whose intelligence is really struggling here?

And those checkboxes — "I have searched existing issues", "I have attached the logs". You ticked them all. You did none of them. You lied on the form more skillfully than your mom.

What Your Tantrum Actually Achieves

You didn't teach the developers a lesson. You punished every other user — and yourself and your mom. The bug is still there, genius. You personally guaranteed it.

Freeloading with a Superiority Complex

Check how much you paid for this software. Zero. Check what was promised. The license screams in capital letters: NO WARRANTY. You can't even read that?

Someone gave you their nights and weekends for free, and you repay them by shitting on their doorstep and fucking their mom. Freeloading is fine — that's the open source deal. But eating the free meal and then screaming at the cook and his whole family? You're not a user. You're a keyboard-wielding retard.

And you did it from a throwaway account. Private profile, zero repos, zero contributions. You want to trash someone's work in public while hiding everything about yourself and your mom. Big fucking words from someone who's never shipped anything worth criticizing.

Free software gives you exactly one thing: the software. Gratitude is optional. Being a decent human is not — for you or your mom.

The Example That Hurts

The issue you filed:

[BUG]: this is fucking garbage made by idiots ‼️

Steps to Reproduce:
Never seen so many bugs! Bunch of fucking morons!

Diagnostic Logs:
Never seen so many bugs! Bunch of fucking morons!

Screenshots:
Never seen so many bugs! Bunch of fucking morons!

☑ I have searched existing issues
☑ I have attached the diagnostic logs

The issue that actually gets the bug fixed:

[BUG]: Download stalls at 99% on macOS 15 (Apple Silicon)

Version: 3.9.6
Steps: Add magnet link → download runs → freezes at 99%, UI still responsive
Expected: download completes
Actual: stuck until app restart
Logs: attached (diagnostics.zip) — "piece hash mismatch" repeating at 14:32

Here's the part that should sting: you can still be furious in the good one. Add "this shit is driving me insane" at the end. Nobody cares. A furious report with steps gets fixed. A polite one with nothing gets ignored. Your problem was never the anger — it was that "fuck you" was all you brought.

The Future You're Voting For

Ask any maintainer who quit open source why they left. It's almost never the code. It's the inbox full of entitled "fuck you and your mom" from anonymous accounts.

Everything you use daily — package managers, terminals, download tools, compression libraries — is kept alive by a tiny handful of people doing free work after hours.

Every rage issue is a vote for them to quit. You're not a watchdog. You're burning down a free library because one book had a typo — then bragging you can read.


You can be angry.
You can even scream "fuck your mom".
But write the version first.
Write the steps first.
Upload the logs first.
Rage with information is feedback.
Rage by itself is just shit with formatting.

Just fucking stop shitting in the issue tracker.